Now that I’ve listed my top three pics, what’s yours?
The Question Is....
Do You Have Trouble Talking About 25 Year-Old Rap Songs?
Okay smarty, you’ve gone to a party and everyone is talking about music you’re either too-old, too-young or too-out-of-touch to remember. What do you do?
Do You Think You Would Make a Good Fugitive?
It’s like you’re in a different kind of prison. Probably a much better one, but a prison nonetheless.
What’s Your Favorite Roald Dahl Book?
Were it not for Dahl, it’s entirely possible I never would have become a writer and you wouldn’t be reading these words right now.
Ninja or Talking Car? You Must Choose!
Basically, it’s the choice between being Sho Kosugi or David Hasselhoff.
Do You Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
I get enough leprechaun jokes the other 364 days of the year–I’d be kinda dumb to go out on the day when they might actually make sense.
The Question Is… The ‘Strangers First Kiss’ Video: Art, Ad, or Both?
Turns out that massively viral video of strangers kissing for the first time was a clothing ad. Does that change how you see the art behind the project?
Do You Read Enough to Inherit Your Eccentric Relative’s Vast Fortune?
What you have to do is completely random, highly offensive and totally unfair, but the lawyers insist it’s legal.
What’s the Longest You’ve Ever Gone Without Sleep?
Weirdly, at a certain point you often find yourself bragging about how long you’ve gone without rest.
Would You Select Brains Over Brawn?
Because her work is illegal, the mad scientist can’t afford to have folks knowing her secret. So, you’ve only got 3 options–pick brawn, brains or death.
How Would You Do in a Hunger Games-Style Situation?
I would die so hard if I was ever entered in a bloody winner-takes-all tournament to the death.
Tent or Hotel Room? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Let’s just say I don’t even own a sleeping bag and have no intention of seeing that ever change.
There’s a Porn Star With Your Name. How Do You Feel About This?
Do you care? Can you imagine ways in which it might affect your life?
What Kind of Wild Animal Do You Wish Could Be a Pet?
Guaranteed to be domesticated and not spray you with whatever they have stored in some sack they have hidden somewhere in their butt region.
How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down, Before You Call Him a Man?
And what the hell does the answer have to do with wind?
What Was Your Favorite Part Of Last Night’s Oscars?
Out of everything that happened, what do you think is most likely to linger in your memory banks? I know what mine is!