Would You Select Brains Over Brawn?

March 11, 2014 by Allan Mott 4 Comments

Your local mad scientist

has a deal for you.

She has two operations she can perform on you. The first will significantly increase your size, muscle mass and strength, but comes with the side effect that your intelligence will be much more limited than it currently is. The second will add 100 points to your current IQ, as well as allow you to become infinitely more creative–the catch this time is that it will leave you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

Once she’s made the offer you have to choose, because her work is illegal and she can’t afford to have folks knowing her secret. So, you’ve only got 3 options–brawn, brains or death.

Which one do you pick?

About Allan Mott

Allan Mott was once accused of being a narcissistic goth lesbian by a disgruntled Amazon reviewer. That pretty much sums up his writing career (which includes 12 and 1/2 books and frequent contributions to such sites as XOJane, XOJaneUK, Canuxploitation, Bookgasm and Flick Attack,). His most personal writing can be found at VanityFear.com, where he uses the subject of B-Movies to mostly talk about boobs and stuff. Tweet him on the Twitter at @HouseofGlib.