Entrepreneur Dennis Hof is opening a brothel within the next month or two that caters to a wide range of "universal" fetishes. The project is being called the Area 51 Travel Center. The new project will include a gas station, convenience store, a bar and of course his signature line of business — a brothel. This is no ordinary cathouse …
"All you have to do is head 90 miles west of Las Vegas and you'll find the Alien Cathouse, a new establishment that aims to cater to the geek who's always wanted to sleep with a green-skinned slave girl, a pointy-eared dominatrix or, basically, a woman who will take currency from a client in exchange for sex … and not call him a nerd in the process."
"Hof has retained the services of former tabloid staple (and madam) Heidi Fleiss to design the girls' costumes and the brothel's decor. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the property will open in a month or two after some extensive renovations. It's yet to be determined what variations to the standard whorehouse menu ("sex, with a side of sex") the Alien Cathouse will provide."
The game has suddenly changed. No word if dilithium crystals will be accepted as payment, so it’s probably best to take American currency. No need to travel to the planet Namek if Earth girls no longer interest you. You can make that trip to the Area 51 Travel Center for cosmic copulation.