Meditation expert Ira Israel has figured out the most common thoughts that short-circuit any mindfulness practice.
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10. I won’t be able to meditate because I think too much. This is going to be useless.
9. I wonder who is calling/texting/emailing me now that my phone has been off for eight seconds?
8. I think my leg is falling asleep. I should move it but then the whole world will know that I’m a bad person.
7. Why is meditation so easy for everyone else and so difficult for me?
6. What’s that pain in my (fill in the blank) that I never noticed before? Maybe I should make a doctor’s appointment?
5. I think I feel a fart coming on. I’m so stupid. How can everyone else remember not to eat right before meditation but not me? I’m really stupid. Here it comes. Nnnnhhhhh…. Fart. That was a fart. I definitely farted. Does not smell good. This is torture. I’m so stupid.
4. This is a complete waste of time.
3. I suck at this.
2. I shouldn’t have let (fill in the blank) convince me to try meditation. I knew it wouldn’t work.
1. I’m never doing this again.
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Meditation expert ehhh…. Meditation experts dont claim to be experts… If you ate truly meditating thete is no meditator. This is Spiritual Materialism doing its usual ego thing with someone who “thinks” their a therapist.