What fathers had to say on Twitter this week.
Hilarious, ironic, charming, moving tweets from fathers. Here’s what has been said about fatherhood’s fantastic adventure this week.
Patiently explaining to my 6 year old about the ‘gh’ in ‘tough’ and the ‘gh’ in ‘through’ and I guess my point is ‘Fuck you, English.”
— John Ross Bowie (@JohnRossBowie) 16 Février 2014
My 3-year-old’s official review of the Olympics: “I like it when they throw the girl.” #FigureSkating #Sochi2014 #WrongMessage
— Potter (@potterradio) 13 Février 2014
While I was in the shower my 3YO retweeted driving conditions for the Twin Cities. #safetyfirst #hecantread
— Luke Stordahl (@LukeStordahl) 21 Février 2014
WANTED: 2 tickets to see prince in Manchester 2nite. I will swap my 3yo son blond very cute can count up to 8 and know shapes.
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— John (@sosayweall1) 21 Février 2014
My 3 yo, joyfully: “You look like Bob.” Me: “Bob?” Fear creeps in, “Bob the Tomato?” 3yo: “Yes!” Me: “Time to hit the treadmill.”
— Ben Levendusky (@benlevendusky) 21 Février 2014
3yo: Daddy you have to find rabbit. He’s in there but don’t find him just don’t pretend you’ve not seen him when you find him. It begins.
— Steve Crane/Hansell (@sometallactor) 21 Février 2014
#tbt Driving home 3yo says “shhhh everbody, my foot is sleeping”
— Chad Mandrell (@ChadMandrell) 21 Février 2014
3yo is not feeling well today. Not only does it ruin plans but it breaks your heart also.
— Boss Hoggatt (@hoggatt76) 21 Février 2014
My 3yo daughter is quite possibly the funniest person I know.
— Jordan D (@jordandewald) 21 Février 2014
I just taught my 3yo to say “You’re in Carcosa now!”, so I couldn’t even object if the authorities came to take him from me. #TrueDetective
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) 21 Février 2014
3yo refuses point blank to join in Mini Disco unless I’m completely involved in all songs too I must love her very much that’s all I can say
— Nick King (@Nickking) 20 Février 2014
In toilets adults trying to release trapped child Meanwhile 3yo looking under each locked cubicle door:”Oli not here!” she shouts after each
— Nick King (@Nickking) 20 Février 2014
I’m giving my 3yo a haircut next week. So excited. He says he wants “The Clooney” – anyone know what that is?
— Daddy’sLittleMiracle (@daddyslilmiracl) 20 Février 2014
My 3yo just asked “When can I have a Sky Horse”? Anyone else think expectations are set a little high these days?
— Steven Hamer (@shamer11) 20 Février 2014
Me: “Well, you can’t unpoop a poop.” 4yo (shaking head solemnly): “And you can’t eat it either.” This was our dinner time conversation.
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) 17 Février 2014
*4yo sitting in Spider-Man costume* Me: You look upset, what’s wrong? 4yo: I’m thinking about bad guys Look out bad guys, he’s in the zone
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) 16 Février 2014
4yo “dad, why are you glowing?” Me “must be the plutonium I ate” 4yo “you ate Pluto!” Incase you wondered how random my kids are.
— @tomic (@tomw1984) 16 Février 2014
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4yo (running into room, trips, falls onto floor, and then pops back up): “I’m ok!” Me: “That’s good.” 4yo: “The floor high-fived me!”
— Stevan Knapp (@boundiali) 14 Février 2014
So what’s the daily recommended amount of hot & spicy pork rinds to put in a 6yo’s lunch? I can never remember.
— Babies Daddy (@dshack8) 19 Février 2014
My 6yo daughter recently told me that she thought only boys could be superheroes. I got her a present today. @Marvel pic.twitter.com/ZGLh1dTfik
— Ben Plopper (@BenPlopper) 15 Février 2014
I’m pretty sure the key to infinite sustainable energy can be found within the vocal chords of a 6yo.
— Tom the Wicked (@TomTheWicked) 14 Février 2014
6yo has done a picture to hang beside my bed. I look forward to waking up to that in the night. pic.twitter.com/Lws1DpiwbY
— Mark Blackmore (@MrMarkBlackmore) 7 Février 2014
MISSING: Approximately 27 Hot Wheels cars. If found, please call my 2yo. pic.twitter.com/VORF8QKvCS
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) 10 Février 2014
Based on an idea from Huffington Post
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