First 30 SEC Cold Plunge *Never Again*

By Beleaf in Fatherhood

Transcript provided by YouTube. Slightly edited with AI.

Before I get into this pool, I gotta let you guys understand something. For no reason at all, the lights went out, the fuse tripped or something like that. So Yvette had to hold up two iPhone lights to get the shot of me getting into the cold plunge. This is my first time doing a cold plunge, so you’re about to see a true reaction. And in my mind, I was only in there for five seconds, but apparently, it was a lot longer than that. Have you seen this footage yet, babe?

I have not. Okay, so you were there, so you got to see it front row. But let’s watch. Oh, it hurts. It hurts. I know. I know. I know. All right. It’s just as funny as it was in person. What was funny? What was funny in this moment? Let’s see. I’m confused, man. Where my glasses come from?

Yes. Oh, I was very stressed. Breathe. Breathe. [Music]

I gotta get out. No, no. I can’t. I can’t. It’s not 15 minutes, you idiot. I was so mad because you were so uninformed. I have to apologize because I called you an idiot, and I meant every syllable. Oh, she gotta be dumb because, you know who says that? Riable. This is the worst day of my life. I’m so dramatic. So mean.

Babe, I’m sitting there going through something, and you’re just—you call me an idiot and a fool in the same—you didn’t do anything to help me. I helped the light up so that we could film them. That’s helping, Jordan. I’m talking about me. No, man. You know that you like to film the moment. I told you I was like, I’m not doing well. Help me. Give me your time. Oh my gosh. I’m on a butthole.

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