Perfecting the Mustache:
Be a man.
Tea Tree Oil.
Be good with your fingers.
There’s a lot that goes into a mustache, you can’t rush the process.
It takes confidence to rock the mustache.
Be prepared to spend the majority of the time getting ready perfecting your beautiful mustache.
When I get really fancy, I make small curls. Full circle, because girls look at it, walk around and come full circle, right back.
What to Expect When Rocking the Mustache:
This mustache works for everything. Period.
People remember the guy with the awesome mustache.
Everybody wants to buy stuff from the funny mustache guy.
When starting new conversations, the people you’re speaking to already have a smile because of your amazing mustache.
Girls dig the ‘stache. They ask me to shave my ‘stache and I say, “Hell no, it’s with me for life.” And they stare at me for a second and then start laughing because of my mustache.
People have a hard time being mad at you when you have this mustache.
Mustache Caveats:
Big necessity—try not to look like a creeper as much as possible. Smile often and be kind.
If people ever look at you funny with this mustache, you stare at them dead in the eyes and give off the energy that you know you have a beautiful mustache on your upper lip.
Be prepared to be bombarded with compliments daily about your magnificent mustache.
Own Your Mustache:
I mean come on, LOOK AT IT!
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