Toddler Super Fun Time Business Mission Statements:
- To bring peace to the world one meltdown at a time.
- Don’t ask what you can do for mom, but what mom can do for you.
- To bring a holistic and sustainable artistic enterprise to white walls everywhere by utilizing permanent markers in the domestic space.
- To transform the licking everything market by, ya know, licking everything.
- To connect the world’s professionals and have them come up with ideas to frighten you if you don’t do what they say.
- I am evolving the way your world moves by seamlessly disrupting your daily routines so that one day I can blame all my problems on you to my therapist.
- To enrich daily life with the same cartoon over and over again until eternity meets infinity, or you go insane. Whichever one comes first.
- To develop sneezing in your face technology to break through the cold and flu season boundaries so that it lasts all year long.
- To be the world’s leading producer in swearing.
- To utilize the power of the picky eater to bring nuggets and hotdogs to every table.
- Yes, I am the reason for your divorce.
- Improving my life one bite at a time.
- The unbreakable. The unstainable. The unrested. There is no barrier that we as a community cannot shatter to achieve global domination.
- Children of the Corn, but not fiction.
- To sleep or not to sleep that is the question. And the answer is to not sleep.
- To break down boundaries and discipline so that neither impair the optimization of the screaming market and to organically grow your separation anxiety.
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A practical guide for modern-day parenting geared towards stay-at-home dads, offering advice on everything from learning to cook and clean with children, to dealing with mental health and relationships, with the easygoing perspective that dads can use their natural talents to parent any way that they choose.
The Ultimate Stay-at-Home Dad manual takes the best advice and wisdom from a dads’ group, and puts it into a format to help new stay-at-home fathers. Characterized by actionable and direct advice to fathers, the book takes on parenting from a father’s point of view and encourages dads to use their natural talents to become a better parent. That advice is further bolstered by an additional 57 other dads who also give advice. All this advice is framed by the author’s personal stories, which help the reader connect with the content and drives the advice home. This is a book that takes on day-to-day parenting, not just as a stay-at-home dad–working fathers could benefit from this book as much as at-home dads.
“Carpenter…offers practical insights and plenty of comic asides in his buoyant debut…The savvy mix of lighthearted quips and straightforward guidance will be a lifesaver for at-home fathers.”
—Publishers Weekly
“A helpful and enjoyable read for the growing population of dads at home, in a market saturated with books for moms.”
—Library Journal
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