Jamie Reidy comments on Hugh Hefner’s back-on relationship with his Runaway Bride.
Huffington Post’s Maggie Furlong reports that the legendary Playboy creator is giving Crystal Harris a second chance:
A year after Playboy bunny Crystal Harris made headlines for ditching Hef just five days before their big wedding, the pair have confirmed that they’re back together.
Hugh, c’mon, buddy. This is a woman who bad mouthed your sexual performance to Howard Stern post-breakup:
Harris chose to fire back on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM Radio show, telling Stern that sex with Hef only lasted “like two seconds….Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it,” Harris said. “I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef — sorry.”
No pun intended, but WTF? You were 85-years old at the time; she should have been psyched you could still spell erection, let alone get one! (As a former Viagra salesman, I can safely surmise that Hef is exceeding the FDA’s recommended daily dose.)
Dump her, dude. Walk for the hills.
GMP readers, should Hef give Crystal another chance?
What happened to the Hef we used to know, the guy who had five girlfriends, including a set of twins? Has Hef found “the one” or is he just desperate to land the girl who rejected him?
Photo by: Alan Light
Who knows what she did to earn her way back into his good graces? Maybe it was enough.
Their business, we’ve no idea what their relationship is like, if they see something worth saving then it’s their call.
Take her back!
Everyone deserves a second chance to make the same mistake.
Breaking news!
UPDATE from HuffPost: Life & Style reports that another man, Crystal’s songwriting partner Jordan McGraw, came between Crystal and Hef. The magazine first spotted Crystal and Jordan, who is Dr. Phil’s son, getting cozy at the Chateau Marmont in March. Crystal denies the relationship is romantic.
Dr Phil’s son? I bet that bastard talked her out of marrying Heff….
For the record, I respected Anna. She did what no one else was willing to do and marry the guy. Seems perfectly fine and fair by me.
The people who disagreed with me most strongly, in my recollection, were always women. I could never figure that one out myself…
The Wet One
Our experiences our very different. I often hear men condemn women as gold-diggers then turn around and attach honors on guys like Hef. I think most guys look down on the women in these situations but lift the guys up because they like the idea of a man in his 80s banging someone not even half his age.
Dump her Jamie? Really? They deserve each other!
Hef uses women and women use Hef. I’m glad his other former ladies moved on to men without liverspots.
I don’t get why men respect Hugh Heffner. No one respected Anna Nicole Smith (or other women her age) for marrying rich senior citizens.