1. R.I.P. Borders.
2. You can meet women at Home Depot.
3. What happens when you watch five seasons of a T.V. show in 18 days?
5. There is no explanation for this penalty kick.
6. The iPhone survives a fall from a plane.
7. Guess what? It’s really hot outside.
8. If you eat Jell-O, you’re a cannibal.
9. Parents use Facebook to monitor their children.
10. The people at your farmer’s market are generally awful.
—Photo Flickr/Marc_Smith