Read one man’s hilarious Amazon review of Dave’s Ghost Pepper Naga Jolokia Hot Sauce, a substance with the taste of “a thousand tortured souls” whose ingestion resulted in the feeling of “a live agitated weasel … placed inside me.”
I headed home thinking surely the worst must be over. I’ve [eaten] plenty of hot food and my stomach is battle-tested. I was wrong. …
You can probably tell how this ends.
“This sauce is not for mortals,” he writes.