1. What happened to John McCain?
2. No thank you. My selective memory allows me to live with absolutely no shame.
3. Shouldn’t the passengers get bulletproof vests too?
4. The darkest day in 372 years.
5. An NFL player faces fines, possibly suspension, over charges of genocide.
6. And the award for the least-subtle frontpage of 2010 goes to …
7. Why aren’t you an atheist?
8. Whoever owns the East Providence Yacht Club must’ve been really naughty this year.
9. The UConn women’s basketball team isn’t terrible.
10. I’m not sure what’s more amazing: that this page actually exists or that people escape from prison via helicopter all the time.
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