About Ron Mattocks

Author Ron Mattocks is a father of three boys and two stepdaughters. After losing his job and becoming a stay-at-home father, he started the blog Clark Kent's Lunchbox, which eventually became the basis for his book, Sugar Milk: What One Dad Drinks When He Can't Afford Vodka. Ron lives with his wife Ashley in Houston, Texas; he sneaks off to the comic book store whenever possible.

Summer’s Over

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As the long day-dream of Summer wraps up, Ron Mattocks says goodbye to his sons.

Just a Matter of Context

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Do you ever look at your children and wonder how they were ever sweet, cute, and innocent?

Becoming an Asshole…For Good?

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Ron Mattocks finds inspiration and wisdom in some unlikely characters: Don Draper, for instance.

The Lost Script of ‘SAHD Men’

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Ron Mattocks finds a lost script from the “Mad Men” spinoff “SAHD Men.”

A Dad’s Resume

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Ron Mattocks looks beyond his father’s resume to see the man it represents.

What Keeps You Limping Forward?

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I replayed the axe cutting into Dad’s leg—the metal against the bone—and I recalled his strength to keep going despite the pain.

Everything Changes

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When it comes to hometowns, some change is a good thing.

Familial Diplomacy

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Ron Mattocks navigates the minefield of co-parenting, and having stepchildren.

Trial and Error

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Discipline is something many parents struggle to get right. Unfortunately, there’s no perfect formula.

Charlie Sheen: Winning as a Dad?

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If you ask his porn-star girlfriends, Charlie Sheen is the F-18 of fathers—just as long as he doesn’t feed his kids tiger blood.

When Men Are the Victims of Abuse

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Don’t believe it happens? Let Ron Mattocks tell you how his wife mentally abused him and how it ruined his social life, his career, and left him ready to commit suicide. Then find out how he turned things around.

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Ode to a Soccer Mom

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Ron Mattocks crafts a heartfelt missive to a clueless mom from a swanky neighborhood. He may or may not have been entirely sarcastic.

The Reading Parent

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The kids would pound on their tables and chanting “fresh meat, fresh meat” until their voices reached a frenzied crescendo of unintelligible whooping and howling.

Proceed at Your Own Risk: Advice for Expectant Fathers

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More cause for concern, in addition to the standard new-dad worries, like forgetting the car seat on the car roof when leaving the hospital.

Digging A Hole

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Living nearly 1,300 miles apart for past several years has often been miserable.

“Shotgun!”

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When my sisters and I were kids, there was no more heated battle than who got to ride in the front seat on the way to school. Being the oldest, I felt this provided me an unspoken entitlement to the position. Nope. Our dad left it to whoever called it first.