Myles Valentin is the co-founder of the blog turned best-selling book Stuff White People Like. He uses the money from it to bet on Spanish soccer. He loves Lionel Messi and appreciates the handsomeness of Cristiano Ronaldo in a non-sexual way. While this is a word blog and not a pic blog, Myles would like to share the following pics as reference: http://bit.ly/efoFuk and http://bit.ly/35UY9F
- Smoking cigarettes in stadiums is cool.
- Aesthetically pleasing women go to games, unlike in England.
- The Basques want to separate.
- The Galicians want to separate.
- The Catalans say they want to separate, but are more than will to play for the Spanish crown as long as they get sponsorship money from Adidas.
- The Andalusians are too busy doing the tango to separate.
- When fans make monkey noises towards black players they don’t know that it’s racist, unlike Italian fans who do it because it’s racist.
- Having a kit sponsored by Burger King is cool.
- Cristiano Ronaldo likes taking his shirt off after games.
- I like it when Cristiano Ronaldo takes off his shirt.