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Archives for December 2011
#whodwin Wednesday Championships: “… and the winner is …”
This is it.
Gaming: An Early Present from Batman: Arkham City
During the night, a psychopath dressed like a flying rodent came down the digital chimney with presents for everybody! Yay!
Nice Guys Part Three: Why People Like Jerks
One of the most common Nice Guy™ complaints is that women like jerks preferentially to liking guys who are nice like them. I think this notion is common enough that it deserves a little examination. First, while some women do indeed dig jerks, so do some men, although in that case it’s usually called the…
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The Female Political Sex Scandal No One’s Talking About
Slade Sohmer can’t believe the American media is passing on a female political sex scandal. Shouldn’t we be all over this?
Champagne Supernova: How One Mother Learns to Let Go
With her son about to head off to college, Julie Dolcemaschio reflects on the moments they’ve had together.
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Justin Cascio has a prayer, and he just wants to say “thank you.”
T-Bone, Santa, and the Refrigerator Boxes
For Jack Varnell, the best Christmas ever consisted of roaming the streets of Atlanta, knocking on cardboard houses, and handing out peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches,
Exploring Christianity, True Faith, and Tebowmania
Tim Tebow’s success comes not from a belief in God, but from belief in himself, writes Brandon Sneed.
Potty Failing (A True Story)
When you’re peeing and your son starts washing his hair with urinal water, Andy Herald writes, there’s not much you can do.
The Thing About Holiday Concerts
Carl Bosch attended his last Holiday Concert, and, well, it was glorious.
Learning to Love the Lines on Your Face
For Bruce Tretter, getting older shouldn’t affect how you treat every day.
Music: Commentary Track for December 19th #musicmonday [@roxfontaine, free MP3 downloads]
Senior hip hop correspondent Rox Fontaine recommends free downloads from our weekly column.
More Failed Lov…
More Failed Love She arranged her thighs as any woman would frolicked With Farah Fawcett hair, or is it Fawn Hall? I made my best pitch, she was Over there by the coffee pots frolicking with The 2 percent milk, I lollygagged on up next to her, careful with my two nostrils and being…
Health: Storm of the X-Men Wants Ladies To Check Themselves for Breast Cancer
Mutants, irradiated lawyers and super heroes alike all feel strongly about women’s health, which is no joking matter.