When you’re peeing and your son starts washing his hair with urinal water, Andy Herald writes, there’s not much you can do.
Andy Herald
About Andy Herald
Andy came into this world so quietly that his mom thought she just needed go to the bathroom. She is probably one of the very few people who almost literally “dropped the kids off at the pool.” Now larger and much less quiet, Andy is a heavily-caffeinated designer dad living in Pasadena with his spunky wife and three boys. He isn’t a writer, but his knack for strange analogies and metaphors rivals a magician’s flair for finding quarters behind unsuspecting ears. He is a lover of life, family, friends, fun and other f words. He blogs at HowToBeADad.com/