I miss them. Do they miss me?
So Much More Than Tics
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
Reunited?
My high school reunion quickly approaches.
My high school reunion quickly approaches.
Obsessed Over the Mmmm…
I’ve got something to shoot for.
I’ve got something to shoot for.
The Biggest Lie of 75,000
“I will stop the war in one day.”
“I will stop the war in one day.”
He Dug Metallic Gold
Old habits die hard.
Old habits die hard.
What I Told to Al-Anon
Giving up alcohol is the hardest thing I ever did.
Giving up alcohol is the hardest thing I ever did.
The (Lloyd) Dobler Effect
We constantly make concessions to ease the discomfort of those around us.
We constantly make concessions to ease the discomfort of those around us.
Clatter
I’m reminded of the Coca Cola commercial that plays at one-hundred decibels through the Dolby Surround Sound® system at my movie theater.
I’m reminded of the Coca Cola commercial that plays at one-hundred decibels through the Dolby Surround Sound® system at my movie theater.
Nessie: The Truth Revealed
Since they are obviously about to solve the mystery, I decided to spill my knowledge while I can still get the credit.
Since they are obviously about to solve the mystery, I decided to spill my knowledge while I can still get the credit.
Jeff’s Lyric
I’m not sure why I survived.
I’m not sure why I survived.
Abandoning My Post
I read today that the Post has lost a net of 200,000 subscriptions since November.
I read today that the Post has lost a net of 200,000 subscriptions since November.
Joining the Resistance
The Resistance is about truth. The Resistance is about education. The Resistance is about conversation.
The Resistance is about truth. The Resistance is about education. The Resistance is about conversation.
A (Name) Poem
Judgment Day’s upon us.
Judgment Day’s upon us.
Double Consciousness
Because I’m the most self-centered person alive, the exhibition made me think about how "the White gaze" lands on me.
Because I’m the most self-centered person alive, the exhibition made me think about how “the White gaze” lands on me.
The Winter of My Discontent
The astonishing speed with which the Trump administration is blowing up the country makes my head spin.
The astonishing speed with which the Trump administration is blowing up the country makes my head spin.