People just don’t want to talk with me.
He’s Got Legs (He Knows How to Use Them)
I have attractive legs. No really, I do. I’ve heard it all my life.
I have attractive legs. No really, I do. I’ve heard it all my life.
Freedom From Boredom
What’s wrong with a little boredom on vacation?
What’s wrong with a little boredom on vacation?
Date Night at the Grocery
My wife Susan and I like to grocery shop together. Is that weird?
My wife Susan and I like to grocery shop together. Is that weird?
A River Runs: Living in the Downstream of Nostalgia
I’d like to say our time in the woods was a big part of my kids’ life.
I’d like to say our time in the woods was a big part of my kids’ life.
Would You Like Number Twenty-Three?
Leave your yens on the counter, please.
Leave your yens on the counter, please.
Dog Days
the earth is more important than pretty much anything, even human life, but we don’t kill people to raise awareness on climate change. Not yet anyway.
The earth is more important than pretty much anything, even human life, but we don’t kill people to raise awareness on climate change. Not yet anyway.
Mall Life #MallLife
A lifestyle center is exactly the same thing as what they used to call a ‘town center’ twenty-five years ago, and exactly what I called a mall when I was a kid.
A lifestyle center is exactly the same thing as what they used to call a ‘town center’ twenty-five years ago, and exactly what I called a mall when I was a kid.
Here’s Your Sugar
Jeanne never made me feel like I was anything but her best friend.
Jeanne never made me feel like I was anything but her best friend.
Alone in a Crowd
Many in my orbit swear they don’t know I have Tourette Syndrome until I tell them, they certainly see my tics.
Many in my orbit swear they don’t know I have Tourette Syndrome until I tell them, they certainly see my tics.
Numb: When Blunting Life Seems Easier Than Living It
Tanqueray numbs more than just pain.
Tanqueray numbs more than just pain.
The Lunatic Is on the Grass*
In today’s culture war, I hope to be a warrior.
In today’s culture war, I hope to be a warrior.
Facing the Inevitable
Humans have an enormous capacity to deny our inevitable fate.
Humans have an enormous capacity to deny our inevitable fate.
Wavers and A**holes (My Rules for Running and Life in General)
How hard is it to lift your freaking hand one time during a run to acknowledge someone who has at least one major thing in common with you?
How hard is it to lift your freaking hand one time during a run to acknowledge someone who has at least one major thing in common with you?
The Problem With Being a Chad
(With my apologies to anyone named Chad.)
(With my apologies to anyone named Chad.)
The Meaning of a Shriek
I have Tourette Syndrome. You may hear me making weird sounds or see me making strange faces. Sorry to dump this on you. I think it’s easier if I just tell you about it up front.
I have Tourette Syndrome. You may hear me making weird sounds or see me making strange faces. Sorry to dump this on you. I think it’s easier if I just tell you about it up front.