Spring training is just around the corner and Michael Amity has a poem for his favorite small market team, with apologies to Lorde.
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Stivers Cartoons: The Hierarchy of Needs
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Don’t You Wish All the News Was Delivered by a Singing News Anchor? [Video]
An Ohio news anchor performed a cover of “Let It Go” from Frozen and it’s totally epic!
6 Ways To Damage Your Man’s Ego
According to science, and some dating writers on the internet, men’s self-esteem is constantly on the verge of total destruction. What can you do to speed up the process?
Stivers Cartoons: Rash Assumptions in the Butcher Shop
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2 Questions My Girlfriend Shouldn’t Ask Me (But Does So Anyway)
The author knew better. But he answered two of his girlfriend’s questions honestly. He lived to write about it.
Stivers Cartoons: Pressing the Wrong Button
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Stivers Cartoons: Johnny Cash, HMO Bureaucrat
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The End of Coolness: Becoming a Two Van Man
Cort Ruddy on the existential crisis inherent to being a two minivan household.
Stivers Cartoons: Exercise Is All About Perspective
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6 Ways to Get Your Thigh Gap – For Dudes
You’ve heard about the controversial “thigh gap” for women. But what about the thigh gap for men? James Fell explains.
Stivers Cartoons: Give Me Hamm on Five, Hold the Mayo
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These Two Guys Know How to Close a School (With a Little Help From Freddie Mercury)
Don’t you wish your school announcements were performed to “Bohemian Rhapsody”?
7 Pointlessly Gendered Products
Seriously? Mansize tissues? Are our noses really that much bigger?
Stivers Cartoons: Post Fan Hitting Regrets
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This Is, Without A Doubt, The Funniest Super Bowl Commercial In History
“At some point, a man must ask why God created him.” The answer is harmonica solos and flaming sledgehammers. – From Deadspin: During the first local commercial break of last night’s Super Bowl broadcast, residents of Savannah, Ga., were treated to something truly incredible. Personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two-minute block of…