Kenny Bodanis analogizes squeaky wheels to the humans who produce equally annoying sounds.
Men Are Funny
Up Shit Creek
Chuck Ross knows what it’s like to be in over your head.
10 Things I Did Last Weekend
Amazingly enough, one of the things Sean Carney did not do last weekend was get engaged. This is what he did instead.
10 Ways to Get a Woman to Leave Your Apartment
Avoiding intimacy the morning after, in ten easy steps.
Can the True Blood Gang Glamour my Kids?
Sure, they’re the blood-sucking undead, but do they babysit?
A Letter to My Nephew Who Is Away at Summer Camp
Advice from Uncle Sean on drug use, growing up, New York City, and having your heart broken.
This Town Needs a New Sheriff
Jeff Cohen defies you to find him a comic figure in the movies today who you’d be proud to share with your young son.
Life Without Regret: There’s an App For That
Living a life without regret? Help is available.
Housebroken
People in relationships can’t fathom what single men do with their time. If they can make an event, surely you can. Sean Carney explains.
Are You Annoying and Inconsiderate? These Rules Might Help
Kenny Bodanis lays down a few ground rules for living in a world with other people.
Meteor
Arguments against making the commitments of male adulthood can be boiled down to one word: Meteor. Sean Carney explains.
Control Your Vice, Please. Part 2: Cigarette Butts.
Kenny Bodanis doesn’t even have a problem with smoking… just littering.
Control Your Vice, Please. Part 1: Get a Leash for Your Dog!
Kenny Bodanis feels that there is a basic etiquette to dog ownership, and it is really not that complicated.
Kids’ Menu
Chuck Ross encourages parents in restaurants to practice dictatorial hegemony. (Has he mentioned that he’s a waiter?)
Are You Dad Enough?
Why attachment parenting is driving some dads to extremes.
Waxing Whiskers
Andrew Amundson is a man who dares to celebrate his follicular independence.