Can I get you something to drink? We have some top-notch craft beers, including some made with macaroni, googly eyes, and yarn, all of which might tickle your fancy.
Okay, I’ll be the first to admit that I have no idea what craft beer is, but I assume it may look like something this. Here is the craft beer menu sure to satisfy your artistic cravings.
- A regular beer with googly eyes
- A 12-oz mug filled with uncooked macaroni
- A construction paper cut-out of a drawing of a beer
- A glass filled with — what’s that, beer foam? No, maybe it’s stardust
- Blue (Crayon) Moon
- Guinness Glue Gun
- A pint made out of popsicle sticks and glitter
- Two boxes of “Kraft Beer” (it’s really just Kraft Dinner) for $1 at the dollar store
- Pale Ale Yarn
- A paper pint with accompanying pipe cleaner straw
So next time you’re at the pub, please enjoy a tasty craft beer. If I may make a suggestion, the pint filled with uncooked macaroni is absolutely delightful.
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Previously Published on Medium
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