My worst fear came true when I was 11 years old.
About Samuel Dunsiger
How the Decision to Propose to My Significant Other Taught Me I Could Never Be a Spy
The course of events leading up to the proposal taught me that, sadly, I am no James Bond.
The course of events leading up to the proposal taught me that, sadly, I am no James Bond.
Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas to Really Scare the Sh*t Out of Your Neighbors
There’s nothing scarier than an Excel spreadsheet.
There’s nothing scarier than an Excel spreadsheet.
A Guide to Publicly Flaunting Your Flannels With Confidence
I’m feeling self-conscious. Should I change back into my actual clothes?
I’m feeling self-conscious. Should I change back into my actual clothes?
How to Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Significant Other When Any Kind of Change Gives You Crippling Anxiety
Forget about any big gestures because those are anxiety-provoking — instead, here are the most minimal changes you can make.
Forget about any big gestures because those are anxiety-provoking — instead, here are the most minimal changes you can make.
The Awkward Date That Wouldn’t End
There’s nothing more awkward than having to sit next to someone after a bad date with them.
There’s nothing more awkward than having to sit next to someone after a bad date with them.
“It’s Called Fruit Equality:” Bananas Speak out Against the Expression ‘That Is Bananas’
Bananas, concerned about the negative association, cite fruit discrimination.
Bananas, concerned about the negative association, cite fruit discrimination.
Study Finds That People Are Full of Sh*t When They Tell Their Dentist They Floss Their Teeth
“I lie through my teeth,” said one participant of the study, which was published in the Journal of Patient Deceit.
“I lie through my teeth,” said one participant of the study, which was published in the Journal of Patient Deceit.
There Is No Greater Equalizer of Human Beings Than a Dirty Kitchen Sink
We either have one or we know someone who does.
We either have one or we know someone who does.
A Guide to Eating a Hard-Boiled Egg on a Public Train
At least, without disgusting the passenger sitting directly across from you
At least, without disgusting the passenger sitting directly across from you
Hero and Heroine Are Just Staring at Each Other the Entire Time in Jane Austen Novel
They’re trying to decide if they are enemies or lovers, and they still don’t know
They’re trying to decide if they are enemies or lovers, and they still don’t know
Planned Obsolescence: Does it Exist Within Modern Gadgets?
“They don’t make them like they used to.”
“They don’t make them like they used to.”
The Only Shopping List That Anxiety-Ridden Grocery Store Patrons Need
Instead of fresh fruit, I need fresh hugs and a support group to get me through the grocery shopping experience.
Instead of fresh fruit, I need fresh hugs and a support group to get me through the grocery shopping experience.
A Guide to Behaving Like a Fictional Character of British Aristocracy
All they seem to do is alternate between hosting lavish dinner parties and playing croquet every day.
All they seem to do is alternate between hosting lavish dinner parties and playing croquet every day.
An Arts and Craft(s) Beer List
I can’t be the only one who has no idea what craft beer is
I can’t be the only one who has no idea what craft beer is
I Had My First Romantic Date in My Late 20s and It Was a Trainwreck. Here’s Why
Dating is tough enough as it is — with the endless swiping — but add a disability to the mix and it’s even worse.
Dating is tough enough as it is — with the endless swiping — but add a disability to the mix and it’s even worse.