1. There was a football game last night.
2. Genius. Why did I not think of this?
3. Goodbye, privacy.
4. The manliest men to man an airplane.
5. One year in two minutes.
6. This is how is how you trim the hedges.
7. The song of the year—in sign language.
8. DADT repeal is causing the apocalypse, says “respected prophet.”
9. A chastity belt for men. Really.
10. The saddest book in the world.