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The Amateur
Sometimes you run out onto a field without a plan. It’s only when you hit the wide-open centerfield grass and turn around that you realize, shit, I’m in Philadelphia. And shit, there’s a security guard running at me. Wait, he’s holding a Taser? Who cares, he’s fat! He can’t catch me! This is so fu … bzzt.
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Not So Well-Endowed
There’s not much to say here. If you run naked across a horse track, you will look really slow and your dick will look like a Combo.
There is only 1 true profesional in the art of streaking and that is myself. I never disrupt events and always plan on the best way to entertain EVERYBODY in the stadium or wherever i perform. I am THE MASTER!
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Dude you just keep getting better. NOW you are really talking my language. I mean I can’t tell you how hard I have had to hold myself back from the urge to undress and go for it. Wife and kids are probably the only thing that kept my shorts on. I will say in a related matter, I was at the final last year against the Lakers. I was sitting on the floor (I know, I know I am a dork not a REAL fan but hey). Kobe was warming up about a foot from me. And then stood there… Read more »
Juan was paid 130 000 USD in total even though he failed to complete the mission.
Please make the correction.
Juan was not paid 130,000 USD nor was anything else you have said been true. Battlecam has been given a bad name because of you Alki David. you claimed to have paid this man so many numerous amounts yet never produced any proof of such. He did not fail, your just a cheap rich guy.
Pay the man his million and maybe you might regain my respect.