Don’t you hate it when your friend offers to buy a lawnmower off of you and then chops off your beard and forces you to eat it?
About Lu Fong
Lu Fong was a staff writer and blog editor for the Good Men Project in its formative years. As the requisite woman on staff, her hobbies included cleaning, cooking, knitting, fainting, and childbearing. Follow her on Twitter @lufong.
oh, the humanity!