This is too damn funny.
Reddit user Redditteej23 asked all the fellas over at AskReddit which things they were sure all guys do, or have done.
And some of the answers are awesome.
So, men of GMP—are the Men of Reddit correct?
When I’m in the shower, I day dream about criminals breaking into my home to harm my family and how I would be a hero and fucking kill all the bad guys. I’m an adult man and have been doing this since forever.
Scratch and/or rearrange your junk through your pants pocket.
Discover a wild nose hair that has breached your nostril, and rip it out with your fingers.
The glorious outdoor piss. Most girls will never experience the sheer ethereal elation that emerges from the deepest pits of your manliness as you bequeath your stream to nature’s gentle caress.
Fantasize of the scenario of how you’d stylishly disarm, ninja-fight, and incapacitate the crazy gunman that just took over your office/classroom/crowded place, while everyone watches and all the women visibly swoon over your manliness.
Find attractive girls wildly more attractive if you know them in real life versus pictures.
The “Al Bundy”: tuck one hand into the waistband of your pants, with the thumb sticking out, usually while reclined on the couch. If there’s a more comfortable way to watch TV, I haven’t found it.
Here’s a classic man moment: When your girlfriend drags you to a women’s clothing store and you and some other miserable bastard who is also chained to his girl lock eyes and shrug.
So how ’bout it guys? Are these guys right?
What would you add?
Nostril photo Flickr/greggoconnell