1. It’s hard out there for a college president.
2. Buy a truck, get a free gun. Why not?
3. New York City will no longer look for lost pets. What is this world coming to?
4. Taking nothing for granted, a man calls the police over a suspicious Amazon.com package he ordered.
5. Texans fans, we feel your pain.
6. No one cares about the deficit.
7. What do a spillcam and a vuvuzela have in common?
8. Kanye West and George W. Bush are basically the same person.
9. Here’s an example of how not to get back at your ex-girlfriend.
10. If you’re celebrating Movember, make sure you don’t look like any of these guys.