1. Alex Trebek announces college football.
2. Teens don’t trust online sex ed.
3. If you’re poor and over 50, you can’t marry Cambodian women.
4. Lawrence Taylor still hasn’t found his mind.
5. Hideaki Akaiwa is a badass.
6. Capitalism destroyed life on Mars.
7. Occasional sex can cause a heart attack.
8. Finally! A way to commemorate the royal wedding and keep your food fresh.
9. Christian pole dancing?
10. R.I.P. Frank Neuhauser.