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What if Kids Gave Their Parents a Performance Review?
Baby bosses: A performance review of fatherly proportions.
5 Reasons Having Big Balls Makes You A Better Dad
Charlie Capen feels discriminated against by recent findings that say there is a direct relationship between testicular grandeur and fatherhood.
“People Like Us” – A Modern Day Ghost Story
As a man and the son of a wandering father, Charlie Capen relates to the story of a guy who finds out after his father’s death that he has a sibling he never knew about.
The Testicle Umbilical Cord
Every time his son gets hurt, Charlie Capen feels it in his balls. Is he the
Recovering Her Youth With Duran Duran
Charlie Capen and his wife learn that you can’t fight your age, but can embrace your youth.
No Means Yes, and Maybe, and No
Charlie Capen attempts to decipher his toddler’s language, and finds that such attempts hold little promise for success—or clarity.
Survival of the Daddliest
Charlie Capen’s urge to prepare for a disaster comes from the responsibility he feels as a father and a husband.
Shut Mouth: Please, Stop Giving Me Your Parenting Advice
Loved-ones and strangers wanting to pet your baby comes with the territory, but please curb the undesired parenting advice, Charlie Capen writes.
My Father Finally Taught Me to Shave
Charlie Capen’s father wore a 70’s ‘uglystache’ quite proudly, and Charlie now finds a reason to do the same.