One post that attempts to help you find what you’re looking for.
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The above screenshot is a list of the searches that brought people to The Good Men Project website this past week.
Certainly an eclectic mix of topics, isn’t it?
It got us to thinking, “What if there were one post that attempted to answer all your questions?!”
You’ve come to the “write” place, dear reader. Because this is that post.
So away we go, from the bottom up:
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10. Why My Girl Doesn’t Want 2 … (Tired but She Doesn’t work)
Well, we’re not sure how to say this, but you could be looking at this the wrong way, my friend. Good sex comes from a place of mutual love and desire. Whining about how you don’t buy her excuse of being tired is unlikely to improve things. You might want to try a different approach to this whole issue. Make her feel relaxed, safe, attractive, and desired.
Once you head down that road, here are some sex tips that might be of assistance to spicing up your love life.
9. Who to get over your husband who you love and miss
We’re thinking that there is a pretty significant typo in this query and that this might be “how to get over your husband who you love and miss.”
If that is the question, it’s a tough one. Separation and divorce are emotionally trying times. Lean on your loved ones. And be kind to yourself. Here are some resources in the area that may be helpful:
- Can Divorce Be An Act of Love? One Man’s Perspective
- The 3 Biggest Mistakes Women Make In the Early Stages of Divorce – and How To Avoid Them
- 10 Ways Divorce Can Make You Better Than You Were Before
Now, if in fact the question was who you can use to get over your husband, our informal poll results indicate a dead-heat between Idris Elba and Ryan Gosling.
8. Superheroes With Guns
Um. What?
C’mon. We are in a golden age of comic book to movie adaptations. There is an embarrassment of riches for kids – and, um, us too – these days.
Guardians of the Galaxy
The Avengers
X Men
Everyone knows real superheroes don’t need guns. Duh. They use their superpowers.
Now sure, you have your superheroes who don’t have special powers, per se. You have your Batman, your Deadpool, etc. But these guys are more likely to wreak havoc on bad guys using throwing stars, utility belts, and samurai swords, in combination with their bare hands. And isn’t that dangerous enough already?! Add guns to the mix, and you may have superheroes shooting themselves by accident, like former Oakland A’s superhero, Joe Canseco.
In short, while they have the same Second Amendment rights as the rest of us – don’t get us started on gun control issues – superheroes with guns just seems like overkill in the same vein as sharks with (freaking) laserbeams.
Now, if you are interested in gun control issues for us mere mortals, check out some thoughtful pieces here, here, and here.
7. Subtle Sexy Words
OK. Here are a few to get you started:
- Soft
- Tremble
- Down there
- Red Lobster (Thanks, Bey!)
“As he softly flicked the turn signal on, he trembled slightly. His stomach made a grumbly sound. . . down there. He was hungry. And that was a good thing. They had arrived. At the parking lot of the Red Lobster.”
6. Solo Road Trips for Men in Muscle Cars
OK. This sounds like a mashup of Jerry Seinfeld’s TV show, Comedians In Cars Drinking Coffee, Keroauc’s On The Road, Pirsig’s Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, and Cannonball Run.
Wait.
What was the question again?
Oh right. So, not sure about the ‘solo’ part. Or the ‘muscle cars’ part. That might not still be a thing.
But if you want to leave your Camaro IROC-Z in the garage, and take a road trip somewhere with a buddy, send pictures. We’d love for you to write about it for The Good Men Project!
5. How to Lose the Woman you Love for Good.
What is this? Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover?
By being a jerk. That’s how.
Next.
4. How to Make Your Woman Feel Sexier
See #10. (You’re welcome!)
Also, you may want to work in some of those subtle sexy words into your daily conversations. *wink wink* See #7
3. Honest Sex
“Was it good for you?”
“Well, it was just sort of so-so.”
Honestly, we can’t recommend this approach. Be honest, and tell your partner it was mind-blowing.
Even better, make sure it is mind-blowing. Then everyone is happy.
Here are a couple pieces on how:
2. Captain America Bisexual
So as it turns out, this is actually a thing. And – of course – we wrote about it!
Boom.
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For the Love of God, Throw us a bone here. If you aren’t providing us with your question, how on earth can we be expected answer it?
We can only do so much.
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And if you liked that, you might also enjoy these random musings and projects, also by Mike Kasdan:
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The Original: One Post to Rule Them All: The Answer to All You’re Searching For
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The Singular Wisdom of Both Not Giving a F*ck and Totally Giving a F*ck (At The Same Time)
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Good Men Project Sports Fills the ‘Blank Space’ In Your Hearts and Minds
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Good Men Project Sports’ ‘Why We Run’ Series: Call for Submissions
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