How do you want
to return from the dead?
The dead shall walk the earth and you are going to be one of them, but before your cold dead eyes pop open you have the choice to decide how you return. Your three options are:
Now, you’re going to want to eat people and you’re going to continue rotting after you come back to life, but being a zombie is definitely the most social of all the options. You can out and about wherever you want and there will always be a gang of fellow zombies with you, so if you’re the type who hates to be alone and who likes to party, then this is the one to think about.
Of all the options, this one will return you as the most human, but you will awake with a constant hunger for blood and a fatal allergy to sunlight. You will also be required to spend more money than you are used to on fancy clothes and only be able to listen to old Bauhaus albums. Also, you can no longer eat Italian food.
Now you won’t be able to touch anything and you’ll spend most of your time as a vague apparition obsessed with some past detail of your life, but you’re also not beholden to your stomach like the other two and sometimes you can possess people and use them to do stuff like make out with Demi Moore (if that sounds like something you might be interested in).
So, if you HAVE to come back, which one are you gonna choose?