Forget plastic surgery and having to spend six or seven figures on a complete body transmogrification. No, this can be done with a simple wave of your fairy godmother’s wand.
There probably hasn’t been a year where a new variation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL hasn’t been produced–whether it’s a movie, a TV special, a very special episode, a cartoon or something else entirely.
What’s the one holiday album that you could listen to anytime of the year? The one that you think is as important as any other album its creator has ever released?
It’s our Question of the Day: You’ve fallen from grace and lost your reputation. What do you do to start living the life you always wanted, as the man you always knew you could be?
One of my weirdo hobbies is to try and imitate some of my favourite non-singing singers singing covers they are unlikely to ever perform.
You know they are guilty and it’s only a matter of time before they are sent to prison–where they will almost certainly be irreparably damaged.
To deal with these emotions I think about all the things I have not lost. The friends who remain.
Thanks to the Internet we can read the temperature in the cultural room far more easily than ever before
I say this because my dominant dream from my youth was pretty frickin’ dark and involved all of you no longer existing.
Would the love you experience be enough for you to put up with the rest of the world thinking you’re crazy? Or would you have to give up your fantasy for something people can actually believe?
There in the corner is an enormous elaborately decorated Christmas tree sitting beside an equally elaborate nativity scene constructed using department store mannequins.
You can totally be the God of Air Conditioning or the God of Easy Listening Music if that’s what you’re into.
It’s a weird sensation finding out that anonymous strangers don’t like you.
It’s pretty easy to understand why so many people are very, very, very upset right now. Tell us about your worst experiences with the law. Let’s make this personal.
At what point does a musical group become a cover band version of itself?
Do you do anything with this information? Do you treat that day like any other? Do you dread its arrival? Do you celebrate with a party?