As Americans, we’ve hit rock bottom.
And it has nothing to do with any blood libel or a shooting in Tucson.
No. We walked to the edge in our Snuggies, our visors pulled tight, and our fanny packs hanging from our hips. We leaned over, kicked down a few rocks, and free-fell off the cliff. Only to land, hundreds of feet below, on a pile of Forever Lazys:
This one’s too big.
That one’s too small.
And a blanket can’t cover it all.
Why must our greatest wordsmiths insist on writing copy for late-night infomercials?
This makes me want to wear a tuxedo to bed. A flap on the back for whenever duty calls? Let’s just all start wearing diapers for the convenience of pooping ourselves without having to walk to the bathroom. Blankets weren’t designed for an “active lifestyle,” just like sneakers weren’t made to give your legs a workout.
Please. Stop this.
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want one.
This is a scam, they do not send you what you order, they send partial orders and still charge for express delivery fees. Back ordered for months and really bad customer service. They have a customer service address in Connecticut yet are not charging Connecticut sales tax as required by law. Bad company do not do business with them.
I am with Wolfe. I ordered one back in Nov of 2010 and I still haven’t received it as of Mar 30 2011! Further, when I call customer service they say that they, the contracted company, weren’t representing foreverlazy’s customer service when I ordered mine and that I would have to call a different number. So far I haven’t been able to get a hold of anyone at that other number. WTF?
Great product, really wanted one but customer service is terrible!
Rip-off report! On-line advertisement for product and billing were deceptive and misleading. Posted that the “item ordered would not be processed or shipped for 48 Hrs”. Also posted “Your Credit Card will not be charged until your order ships”. The billing portion of the on-line order asked to “continue” (not accept) and then Charges to account were made immediately. Customer service contacted and said they could not cancel order, and that we would have to wait ’till we received the item and THEN return it for a refund, even though it had not been processed.
This a classic “Bait & Switch” scam. DO NOT buy from these scammers unless you can afford to waste $45 on their scam tactics. If you order 2 (which they say the second is free +S&H) you will be charged FULL price for the second. The total does not show up until you put in your credit card number. As soon as you do your card is CHARGED!!!!!! I called customer support, immediately after ordering, they said “sorry, we cannot help,your order is completed”
Here’s my story of my Forever Lazy nightmare. It is the usual story. I ordered online. Wanting 2 colors I picked 1 blue and 1 gray. After I entered my personal information and credit card. Then TADA! They charged me for 4 items. There was no confirmation page they just charged my card. I called immediately and they claimed to not have my order in thier system. Are they using 1960s computers? Every cyber business has always had my order inside of a few minutes. Forever Lazy said it would take 24 to 48 hours to be in the system. I called back 24 hours later and then they told me my order could not be changed because it had already shipped. Hmm.. Strange that the shipment didn’t go out until 5 days later. They lied on the first second third fourth and fifth time I contacted them. I of course immediately called my credit card company and filed a dispute. BofA has reversed the charge, now I get to see how aggressive they will be on fighting the reversal. I got the final insult, they acknowledged receipt of my return and are trying to charge $31 for postage and handling. Huh? I got thier package, did not open it, posted and handled it myself. I sent the unopened package back the same day as I received it. I will fight these criminals until the end. They WILL NOT any of my money for thier attempted theft of my money.