There are some songs a lot of people hate that we adore and are able to passionately defend and justify. This post is NOT about those songs.
Would You Rather Have One Short Moment of True Greatness or a Lifetime of Successful Mediocrity?
The cool answer is the former, but I’m gonna pick the latter.
You’ve Just Become the Greatest Singer in the World….
The first show is scheduled to play in your hometown. The audience is filled with your friends and family. This is the moment where you will finally unleash the full power of the miracle you now possess.
Would You Want to See How You Measured Up In An Infinity’s Worth of You?
Every alternate universe has been discovered and there’s an app that tells you how you rate compared to all the other different versions of you. Do you want to know how you measure up?
What’s Your Most Shocking 20-Something Single-Years Confession?
I went an entire year without doing laundry.
What Would Be The WORST Possible Wedding Song?
What would be the WORST possible wedding song?
Who Was Your Favourite 80s Wrestler?
It wasn’t really a more innocent time (if backstage stories are to be believed), but it definitely seems like it when we now revisit that period.
Does Knowing the Secret Ruin the Trick For You?
In one scenario we’re asked to believe a person has supernatural abilities beyond our understanding and in the other we see how human ingenuity, talent and imagination come together to create something that is literally too good to be true.
There’s $20 Floating In the Public Toilet Bowl In Front of You….
Do you leave that washroom $20 richer?
What’s Your Favourite Happy Ending?
It’s a sentiment I’ve always found perplexing–the idea that hope is less realistic than despair–and though many of my favourite works have negative outcomes, I’ve never felt that this gave them a verisimilitude that other films lack.
How Do You Deal With Happiness?
I’ve spent more money on clothes this year than I have in the previous 37 years combined.
What’s the Sonic Equivalent of “Love” For You?
Joanna has informed me that my choice is extremely literal. I told her that metaphors are for the weak.
What Pieces of Writing Will Be With You Forever?
Have you ever read something and had it hit you so hard that it never left your brain? I’m not talking about something that you made a deliberate effort to memorize, but a sentence or paragraph that was so utterly perfect you instantly absorbed it into your psyche?
How Would You Most Want to Be Immortalized In Art?
A book? A song? A poem? A painting? A sculpture? A movie? A TV show? A quilt? A ballet? An opera? A play? A YouTube video?
Would You Expose the Most Embarrassing Moments of Your Life, If You Knew It Would Make a Difference?
Though they cannot explain it, the filmmakers from the future insist your film is responsible for a 4% difference in the amount of unhappy, dissatisfied people.
What Works Do You Only Now Realize Helped Make You Who You Are Today?
As a kid I was shocked that people could actually ban something as basic and normal and natural as dancing based on their religious convictions.