I think of Halloween every time I put the bins out.
Nobody Mentions the Poo Face
Some will say I'm puerile.
Some will say I’m puerile.
5 Things I Learned When Baby Number 2 Arrived
You can always be busier.
You can always be busier.
When Did You Last Blog?
Basically I'm a lapsed blogger. Like confession, it's been a while.
Basically I’m a lapsed blogger. Like confession, it’s been a while.
Freefall: Unwanted Advice That Dads Get
“His mum?” the lady looked around expectantly. “Where is she?”
“His mum?” the lady looked around expectantly. “Where is she?”
Hitting the Wall (In Fatherhood and in Life)
I knew parenthood was going to be tough.
I knew parenthood was going to be tough.
What Have the Wet Wipes Ever Done for Us?
*Four packets of wet wipes also provided effective ballast, preventing a picnic blanket Sam and I were sat upon from taking off, during a sudden windy period.
*Four packets of wet wipes also provided effective ballast, preventing a picnic blanket Sam and I were sat upon from taking off, during a sudden windy period.
The Sequel: Another 5 Stupid Things I Am Regularly Asked About Dadhood
It’s a strange world we live in.
It’s a strange world we live in.
5 Stupid Things I Am Regularly Asked
Nobody, in the history of mankind, has EVER asked a new parent if they were getting much sleep and received the reply: “Yes, yes I am, thanks for asking. In fact, I’d recommend that insomniacs get themselves a baby---they do wonders for the old beauty sleep.”
Nobody, in the history of mankind, has EVER asked a new parent if they were getting much sleep and received the reply: “Yes, yes I am, thanks for asking. In fact, I’d recommend that insomniacs get themselves a baby—they do wonders for the old beauty sleep.”
If You Can’t Say Anything Nice…
The lesson is that we all don't see the world in the same way.
The lesson is that we all don’t see the world in the same way.
Give Peas a Chance
When it comes to food, my son and I are not (it would seem) two peas in a pod.
When it comes to food, my son and I are not (it would seem) two peas in a pod.
Five Things I’ve Heard Myself Saying Since I Became a Dad
Shocking things come from the mouths of fathers.
Shocking things come from the mouths of fathers.
8 Things in Your Pockets that Prove You’re the Parent of a Toddler
Hint: It's not money.
Hint: It’s not money.
Getting Beyond Fair: A Parenting Challenge
Opening our children's eyes to reality is an important part of preparing them to be giving and sympathetic.
Opening our children’s eyes to reality is an important part of preparing them to be giving and sympathetic.
7 Things Parents of Toddlers Wish They Didn’t Have to Say
Things I've said to my son from a poor, sleep-deprived parent.
Things I’ve said to my son from a poor, sleep-deprived parent.
5 (Useless) Skills I’ve Mastered Since Becoming a Parent
Becoming a dad has left me with many tangible, but useless abilities.
Becoming a dad has left me with many tangible, but useless abilities.