“The guys actually want to take girls out, but when girls are asked, they think all guys just want to hook up.” So he created a graphic novel to help guys out.
This is a world where I looked a man in the eyes and the words, “Where are your sequins?” tumbled from my lips
This is barely even a holiday. What is there to hate?
Don’t let us fool you, we’re quaking in our boots.
We’re like beautiful, multifaceted diamonds, OK? Beautiful diamonds that like to pee outside for no reason.