I could tell they were pretending not to know, they were keeping a secret. Why? What?
Christmas Eve with the Reveille Brothers
There was nothing to think about that wasn’t exciting! I might as well give up.
There was nothing to think about that wasn’t exciting! I might as well give up.
How to Go Straight
Lewis is sort of a bossy-knowy, and Gary’s sort of show-me-prove-it. When the three of us are all together playing something I probably only mostly watch, you know, to see who’s going to win.
Lewis is sort of a bossy-knowy, and Gary’s sort of show-me-prove-it. When the three of us are all together playing something I probably only mostly watch, you know, to see who’s going to win.
It’s Lonely at the Top
I think it’s possible to be so clever you’re really not clever at all.
I think it’s possible to be so clever you’re really not clever at all.
Helping My Dad
I thought I was supposed to be playing.
I thought I was supposed to be playing.
Smithereens
I think I heard my mother swear.
I think I heard my mother swear.
And Then There’s the Way Roger Does It
Why did we decide—both of us—to arrive in New York City in suits and ties?
Why did we decide—both of us—to arrive in New York City in suits and ties?
I Lost It And I Found It
How’s that for luck?
How’s that for luck?
The Terriblest Place To Hide
“How did you get in there?”
“How did you get in there?”
Even In Pleasantville
The rich are different.
The rich are different.
On Ducks and Gender Norms
I sat there and got busy with my cookie. Nobody was going to explain to me, and I was worn out with today’s guessing games.
I sat there and got busy with my cookie. Nobody was going to explain to me, and I was worn out with today’s guessing games.
Floor-Shaking Humor
Clothes “make the man” in unexpected ways.
Clothes “make the man” in unexpected ways.
The Week I Was Darryl
Maybe I could start over if I changed my name?
Maybe I could start over if I changed my name?
A Three-Legged Card Table
You can see why telling my mother wasn’t a good idea.
You can see why telling my mother wasn’t a good idea.
The Bat: A Cautionary Tale
What was I thinking?
What was I thinking?
Too Many Steps
Vacation. It wasn’t like it used to be.
Vacation. It wasn’t like it used to be.















