Oh, how it burns!
I Will Always Choose the Wrong Cereal, and That Is My Toxic Trait
Oh, the difficulties of parenthood.
Oh, the difficulties of parenthood.
I Only Had Kids to Harvest Their Kidneys
Kids…Kidneys, it’s right in the name!
Kids…Kidneys, it’s right in the name!
Mentally Preparing for My Parent-teacher Interview on Zoom
Video calls are the worst.
Video calls are the worst.
Wedding Speeches Are My Sweet Spot
Transcript of the speech I gave at my brother’s wedding a few years back.
Transcript of the speech I gave at my brother’s wedding a few years back.
Direct Quotes From Me and My Son While Watching ‘Alien’ for the First Time
8.2 space cats out of 10 alien face-sucking butts.
8.2 space cats out of 10 alien face-sucking butts.
The Soft Spot on the Skull Is the Weakness of All Good Humans
My soft spot reopened and there’s a lot of junk leaking out of that sucker.
My soft spot reopened and there’s a lot of junk leaking out of that sucker.
Why You Should Read Every Dang Day of Your Life
One of many reasons — but this is probably the best reason.
One of many reasons — but this is probably the best reason.
A Brief List of Films & Shows I Haven’t Yet Seen but Will Summarize to the Best of My Knowledge
Based on limited information I’ve gleaned from the internet.
Based on limited information I’ve gleaned from the internet.
Skankola! Love Notes Sent From the Universe on a Dirty Old Park Bench
Memories of growing up in a tourist town.
Memories of growing up in a tourist town.
Possible Reasons I’m Waking up With the Body of a Decimated Mouse in My Mouth
There is something seriously wrong here.
There is something seriously wrong here.
Back When I Used to Ruthlessly Hunt Down Small Rodents as a Fun Pastime
Please don’t come after me, animal activists.
Please don’t come after me, animal activists.
Yowza! Who Would Have Thought That a Brain Terrarium Could Hold All This Anxiety
Because uselessly worrying leaves me weary with a bad case of gut-rot.
Because uselessly worrying leaves me weary with a bad case of gut-rot.
7 Random Things I Routinely Find Myself Yelling Into the Void
Cool cool cool.
Cool cool cool.
That Time I Realized My Boob Was Out for the Third Time and I’m Basically a Scourge on Society
Shame spiralling all over this damn place.
Shame spiralling all over this damn place.
Direct Quotes From My Daughter While Watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the First Time
Showing my daughter my favourite movie helped me understand its message better.
Showing my daughter my favourite movie helped me understand its message better.