Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
My Son Turned 14 and Now We Are Brother and Sister
Neat-O, but also weird.
Neat-O, but also weird.
Wait. Did I Just Forget How to Talk to People?
Lessons in customer service and community.
Lessons in customer service and community.
With Great Delusions Come Great Responsibility…to Leave Others Alone
Observations and incidents.
Observations and incidents.
The Day I Realized My Kid Was Funnier Than Me
Is this pride I feel, or the overwhelming feeling of bitter defeat?
Is this pride I feel, or the overwhelming feeling of bitter defeat?
I Am the Angry Mother at the Mall, and it Scares Me a Little
Adventures in parenting.
Adventures in parenting.
What Is My Neighbor Doing With All Those Dang Cars on the Street?
What have I become?
What have I become?
That Time I Destroyed a Perfect Stranger’s Cup of Coffee
In my defence, I felt really, really bad about it.
In my defence, I felt really, really bad about it.
Poop Pellets Are Okay, but Please Refrain From Eating Human Shit Logs
A story about poop.
A story about poop.
I Regret to Inform You We’ve Been Using the Same Toothbrush for Weeks Now
Observations and incidents.
Observations and incidents.
Five Medical Professionals You Will Encounter During a Late-Night Trip to the ER
Don’t worry, don’t worry, everyone is fine.
Don’t worry, don’t worry, everyone is fine.
I Was Never Meant to Be a Diamond; Being Under Pressure Gives Me Fear-Farts
2022 was a learning and growing year. I cried more than I think I’ve ever cried in my entire life.
2022 was a learning and growing year. I cried more than I think I’ve ever cried in my entire life.
My Showerhead Is Trying to Kill Me
This is a real problem, people.
This is a real problem, people.
If You Didn’t Learn to Drive in a Minivan, You Did It Wrong
A story about learning to drive in possibly the worst conditions, ever.
A story about learning to drive in possibly the worst conditions, ever.
Can I Just Magic Away These Kidney Stones Before They Kill Me?
Harnessing my inner Thanos with the power of intention.
Harnessing my inner Thanos with the power of intention.
How to Be Ready for Any Potential Disaster, Like, Ever
This advice may save your life while definitely ruining your mental health.
This advice may save your life while definitely ruining your mental health.