“That’s some creepy shit.”
My Son Keeps Getting Misgendered and When I Talked to Him About It I Learned a Lot
Kids are so incredibly smart these days and I’m here for it.
Kids are so incredibly smart these days and I’m here for it.
The Top 3 Times I’ve Laughed at Inappropriate Moments Because I Was Uncomfortable
You’ve gotta be one cold MF to be this socially awkward.
You’ve gotta be one cold MF to be this socially awkward.
Things I Should Know How to Do but Don’t Because I’m an Amnesic Alien From a Distant Planet
Yeah, so the title pretty much says it all. You probably don’t even need to read this thing now.
Yeah, so the title pretty much says it all. You probably don’t even need to read this thing now.
When Your Social Anxiety Is Raging, Remember the People Who Love You
A story about making small steps towards bravery.
A story about making small steps towards bravery.
How to Happily Live in Your Awkward Skin Suit
We are all tiny, almost-round stones.
We are all tiny, almost-round stones.
I Once Asked Someone to Guess My Weight — Did Not End Well
That time I tried to teach a coworker a lesson.
That time I tried to teach a coworker a lesson.
Can We All Agree to Acknowledge That Some People Hate Hugging?
Three minutes on why we really don’t need to be hugging all the dang time.
Three minutes on why we really don’t need to be hugging all the dang time.
Pinning People Figures to Walls and Loving It
Hopes and memories on yesteryear.
Hopes and memories on yesteryear.
That Time I Tried to Abduct a Cat, and it Ended in Bloodshed
Lessons were learned.
Lessons were learned.
I Thought Working Meant I Didn’t Have To Be a Stay-at-Home Mom Anymore
I love my kids dearly. I feel like I must begin this rant with this particular caveat.
I love my kids dearly. I feel like I must begin this rant with this particular caveat.
That Time I Went Mushroom Picking With a Bear
What happens when you unexpectedly run into a bear during a leisurely forest outing.
What happens when you unexpectedly run into a bear during a leisurely forest outing.
Is Eating Grated Skin Flakes Cannibalism? And Other Thoughts on the State of My Mental Health
Whoa, girl, easy does it.
Whoa, girl, easy does it.
Direct Quotes From My Kids While Watching ‘The Princess Bride’ for the First Time
My children are basically the grandson in 2022.
My children are basically the grandson in 2022.
How I Learned Geese Don’t Discriminate When Choosing Their Victims
It’s rather refreshing, I gotta say.
It’s rather refreshing, I gotta say.
5 Beverages to Pair With This Summer’s Gardening
Quench your thirst after a long day in the yard.
Quench your thirst after a long day in the yard.