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Important Life Lessons
Writing is the mental shed, only you don’t smash your head on the door beam every time you go in. At least not on the good days.
Writing is the mental shed, only you don’t smash your head on the door beam every time you go in. At least not on the good days.
When Did Getting a Decent Cup of Tea Become So Difficult?
England has become so obsessed with coffee that it’s forgotten how to make a decent brew.
England has become so obsessed with coffee that it’s forgotten how to make a decent brew.
Every Day Is Like Sunday
Researchers probably ignore Sundays, preferring to use their professional expertise by predicting election results wrongly instead.
Researchers probably ignore Sundays, preferring to use their professional expertise by predicting election results wrongly instead.
The Politics of Suntanning
Spending the entire winter in what feels like the gloomier side of the moon means that T-shirts are torn off at the precise moment the sun breaks the clouds.
Spending the entire winter in what feels like the gloomier side of the moon means that T-shirts are torn off at the precise moment the sun breaks the clouds.
How NOT to Buy a Car
It is ridiculous how people make assumptions about you based on what car you drive. When I say people, I mean me.
It is ridiculous how people make assumptions about you based on what car you drive. When I say people, I mean me.
Can a Health Farm Kill You?
There are numerous treatments on offer, which is euphemism for massages.
There are numerous treatments on offer, which is euphemism for massages.
The Idiot’s Guide to Making Tea
‘Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.’
‘Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.’
Declutter Your Life of Books and Pizza
Sometimes we have to ask ourselves if keeping these books is akin to keeping wood that we may use for furniture one day.
Sometimes we have to ask ourselves if keeping these books is akin to keeping wood that we may use for furniture one day.
What Your Bag Says About You
Peaking into a handbag is like gazing into someone's private world.
Peaking into a handbag is like gazing into someone’s private world.
The Perils of Dating
It seems that modern dating makes a minefield look like a promenade.
It seems that modern dating makes a minefield look like a promenade.
Theme Park Terror
Peppa Pig Land proves to be stomping grounds for wild youngsters and hoarse parents.
Peppa Pig Land proves to be stomping grounds for wild youngsters and hoarse parents.
Some Annoying Things About Children
Like adults, children have many idiosyncrasies.
Like adults, children have many idiosyncrasies.
Is Taking a Legal Smart Drug Stupid?
In my opinion, Modafinil may be an invention that was not well thought out beforehand.
In my opinion, Modafinil may be an invention that was not well thought out beforehand.
Should We Give Stupidity a Chance? The Pet Shop Boys Single. A Review
I've been a Pet Shop Boys fan for a long time and maybe I've simply grown up.
I’ve been a Pet Shop Boys fan for a long time and maybe I’ve simply grown up.
How Near Is London to the Edge of the World?
Sometimes, in lost places, you find something when there is nothing there.
Sometimes, in lost places, you find something when there is nothing there.