“Do not support Big Gay!! Do your shopping at small, local gays instead!! #DownWithBigGay #SupportLocalGays” – Kalimah Priforce
Here’s what happened. Conservative talk show host Bryan Fischer – the guy who promotes something called “muscular Christianity” that apparently isn’t a beefcake calendar featuring Anglican Priests – tweeted what can only be considered one of the most unintentionally funny homophobic statements in history:
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) March 31, 2015
(In case it gets deleted, it reads: “Big Gay is not about “marriage equality” but “homosexual supremacy”.) The link in the tweet is Fischer talking about legislation that would provide protection to LGBT folks against discrimination.
As a muscular Christian, you can imagine how Fischer feels about the protection of LGBT rights. He’s against it. Mother Jones shared his tweet, and what followed are some of the best tweets and Facebook comments in response to this so-called “homosexual supremacy”, which my cousin said, “seems like it could be a phrase created for some new line of entrees at Pizza Hut.”
We wanted to share just a few more with you:
1. So… is Big Gay like the Walmart of homosexuality?
— Brad Abraham (@NotBradAbraham) April 1, 2015
A shame how Big Gay put mom and pop gays out of business. — Mike Tunison (@xmasape) March 31, 2015
2. Big Gay honestly sounds like a lot of fun.
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) March 31, 2015
I’m thinking Bryan Fischer misnamed his villain, as any fanboy should know. ‘Big Gay’ is the Kingpin. I mean, just check his clothes. — Bill Lucy (@blucy10) April 1, 2015
@zabsters Ma’am, you can go with little gay with this party, but for such a special event, I recomment the Big Gay.
— Ali Davis (@Ali_Davis) March 31, 2015
3. Damn, he’s on to us!
— Jordan Edmondson (@Jordmondson1) March 31, 2015
4. Not sure Fischer really thought this one through…
5. Big Gay’s impressive history of world domination.
Big Gay is so powerful that it only took them 239 years to get the some of the same rights as straight people in some of the states. — Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) April 1, 2015
6. You gotta admit, “Homosexual Supremacy” is a catchy title.
@LGBT_Activist I hope they cast Matt Damon in that!
— D_wa_yne*Tu_ck (@BobSter19) March 31, 2015
7. Now we know where the Walking Dead spinoff went wrong.
BIG GAY lets loose a terrific roar and breathes atomic fire into the sky. The people of Indiana run, screaming.
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) April 1, 2015
8. Has anyone checked Snopes?
Oh, you don’t believe in BIG GAY? Well, enjoy your gay fluoride and vaccines with gay and GMOs (gay modified organisms). WAKE UP, SHEEPLE. — Miss O’Kistic (@missokistic) April 1, 2015