We asked Fashion Bros hosts Lawrence and James to walk us through some of the must-avoid trends for the spring.
Originally appeared at BuzzFeed
1. Tee shirts with profanity on them.
James: Chances are if you own some of these shirts you’re already banned from being near schools and playgrounds, so I guess it’s sorta no harm, no foul.
Lawrence: I mean, if you’re not offending the entirety of the human race with what you’re wearing, are you even wearing anything at all?
2. Clothing with any sort of Molly reference.
James: Goes great with the molly-water, butt-chugging funnel you bought in Daytona Beach.
Lawrence: Please turn yourself down until you no longer exist on a physical plane.
3. Leather pants.
James: Bye, non-roasted sperm.
Lawrence: Swamp-ass incubators.
4. Popped Collars
James: Pop one for every DUI your dad got you out of!
Lawrence: Pop one collar for every time you’ve been sexually frustrated!
James: If improving your butt selfies is really a goal, then your summer bucket list needs work.
Lawrence: I don’t care how swole your calves look: If you wear these in public you are the enemy.
James: Wow. Professional dart players have brutal rookie hazing rituals.
Lawrence: Thanks for helping me aim when I kick you in the nuts for wearing such a stupid fucking piece of clothing.
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