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Transcript provided by YouTube:
00:00
– [Monique] What are your thoughts about podcasting?
00:02
– I really don’t know that much.
00:05
– Don’t either.
00:06
– [Chester] When I say podcast, what comes to mind?
00:09
– Somebody talking on a computer.
00:11
– [Patrick] We’re the hosts of Grindr’s podcast
00:13
and we’re gonna show you how to make a podcast.
00:16
– Okay!
00:19
– [Interviewer] Okay, let’s do it!
00:21
– All right.
00:24
– Now, we already know who you all are
00:26
but on “The RearView,” we like to introduce ourselves first.
00:31
– What is “The RearView”?
00:33
– It’s like “The View” but gayer.
00:37
– I’m Patrick Rogers. I’m the copywriter at Grindr.
00:41
– I’m Monique Heart.
00:42
For those of you who don’t know me,
00:44
I was on a fabulous television show
00:46
where they won Emmys and I didn’t- great.
00:49
– I’m Chester Lockhart.
00:50
I’m just- I’m a Q.
00:53
And I’m basically homeless so please Venmo me.
00:55
– Wait a second- don’t forget me!
00:57
I’m Jay Jurden, a comedian based in New York City,
01:00
which is why I’m appearing via satellite.
01:03
– Are podcasts live or recorded?
01:06
– They’re recorded live.
01:08
– Boom.
01:09
Have you guys ever played bite your tongue?
01:12
– No. – No.
01:13
– Oh, we’re gonna have some fun today.
01:15
– Oh, boy!
01:16
– Let the games begin.
01:18
First up, Bill, have you ever had a sex dream
01:23
about anyone here?
01:24
– No, I have not.
01:26
– A confident no!
01:27
Especially with all that neck, too!
01:28
It was, “No, I have not.”
01:30
– Kind of hurtful!
01:31
– I know; it was!
01:32
It was very Bill Clinton, like,
01:34
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
01:37
It was very on that level, okay!
01:39
– We count, too, Bill.
01:41
– You guys count, too?
01:42
– Yeah!
01:43
– Well, I haven’t had time to dream about you.
01:45
– But there is time coming up. We’re gonna change that.
01:47
– Oh, okay.
01:48
– Jessay, have you ever used poppers?
01:51
– Yes.
01:52
– [Chester] That was so quick.
01:53
– Okay, what brand?
01:55
– Jungle Juice.
01:56
– He’s a OG, girl; he might wanna take those leather gloves.
01:59
– Okay, absolutely, my God!
02:02
– Honesty is a radical queer thing and I love that.
02:06
We thought we were gonna scare y’all with these questions
02:09
and y’all are like, “Next, bitch. Come on.
02:11
You haven’t asked about docking yet; let’s go.”
02:14
– Mick, favorite physical trait in a man.
02:17
– Abs.
02:18
– [Patrick] Abs.
02:19
– [Patrick and Chester] Jay!
02:20
– What-
02:21
– Give him a piece! Let’s see.
02:24
– [Group] Oh! Oh my!
02:26
– Even better, Jay!
02:28
– Look at the under-titty, bitch! The under-titty.
02:30
– Am I just a piece of meat?
02:31
– No, bitch, we gonna get your money.
02:32
Get your money, baby; get your money.
02:34
– Next up, we have Robert.
02:36
What is your least favorite Old Gays video?
02:41
– I think I’ll bite my tongue.
02:43
– Okay, we got our first bite.
02:45
– Bill, have you ever tried weed?
02:51
– Absolutely, but I did wait until I was 24.
02:54
– Okay, so just two years ago.
02:58
– Jessay!
02:59
Who did you vote for in the 2020 election?
03:01
– That ain’t none of your business.
03:03
– I’m a little nervous, girl!
03:05
He hit me with that real Black man
03:06
and, bitch, I thought I was about to get beat.
03:08
Like oh jeez!
03:10
– Robert- – Yes.
03:11
– When was the last time that you had sex?
03:17
– Two days ago.
03:21
– Oh, that even got me!
03:23
– Yes, bitch! I live!
03:24
– And was it good?
03:26
– Uh huh.
03:27
– Yes!
03:28
– Mick, how often do you use Grindr?
03:31
– I’m still stuck in the analog days.
03:35
– Emphasis on anal.
03:38
– There too.
03:39
– Now, we’re gonna play random noun or celebrity baby name?
03:45
Gravity.
03:46
– Celebrity baby name.
03:48
– Celebrity baby game.
03:49
– It is a Sara Bareilles song.
03:53
– It is an actual celebrity baby name.
03:56
– Whose?
03:57
– Lucky Blue Smith.
03:58
– Oh, Lucky Blue- he’s gorgeous!
04:01
– [Monique] Who’s that?
04:02
– He’s like a model.
04:03
– Daisy Dove.
04:05
– If they’re a celebrity baby name, they’re white.
04:08
– It is a celebrity baby name. It’s Katy Perry’s daughter.
04:11
– Oh, my.
04:12
– Pilot Inspektor.
04:15
– Oh God, I hope it’s just two nouns.
04:17
– It is Jason Lee’s baby.
04:21
– And Inspektor is spelled with a K.
04:25
– That kid doesn’t have a chance!
04:26
– And then they judge us when we name our kids
04:28
Shamika, Teresha, and all of this foolishness!
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Foolishness!
04:32
– And so do I!
04:33
– Our final one is Cool Tower.
04:37
– It’s a celebrity baby name because cool is not a noun.
04:40
– He said that’s an adjective, darling.
04:44
Guess what- you played yourself.
04:46
– Is it a baby?
04:48
– Not a random noun; not a celebrity baby name either!
04:51
– No, it’s not. Exactly!
04:53
– So, every week on “The RearView,”
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we ask a queer legacy question.
04:57
Today’s queer legacy question is who is the better singer-
05:01
Mariah Carey or Ariana Grande?
05:04
– Mariah Carey.
05:08
– Do you know- they’re about to cancel you.
05:10
15 year olds are about to cancel you, bitch!
05:13
They are gonna be all up in your comments section
05:15
dragging you, bitch!
05:17
– There is no Ariana without a Mariah, so I…
05:22
I’m in 100% agreeance.
05:24
– What did you think of the podcast experience?
05:27
– They’re fun.
05:28
– I’d like to do another.
05:29
– [Robert] Yeah!
05:30
– I’d think I’d only come back
05:32
if I had as clever emcees as I do today.
05:37
– You’re such a kiss ass!
05:41
– Did you guys learn anything you weren’t anticipating?
05:44
– F*#ked up names for these kids.
05:48
– This is why you gotta tune in next time, honey,
05:51
with the Old Gays and RearView!
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