1. “Hello“: A history. And why Mr. Burns says “ahoy-hoy.”
2. More historical fun with the lexicon! This time, it’s “OK.”
3. The decline and fall of American English, and stuff.
4. This is good. You should read it.
5. Men who think they’re pregnant.
6. Loud popcorn eaters beware.
7. Apologies to F. Scott Fitzgerald in advance for this. And maybe this.
8. He’d love you with both his hearts.
9. Three-line obits for Borders.
10. A baby named “Facebook.”