1. R.I.P. Elizabeth Edwards.
2. Remember that NASA breakthrough last week? You might want to forget about it.
3. OK, I get the snakes and the parrots, but a squirrel?
4. It’s never a good idea to hit on an axe-wielding homeless dude.
5. That is not the mug shot of a college professor.
6. Why you shouldn’t give a cop crap about poop.
7. Well, Air Bud should be getting his Basketball Hall of Fame invitation any day now.
8. Thanks, guy who discovered the Yoda Bat. I now won’t be able to sleep until February.
9. Um, is there a way to send mail that doesn’t involve the U.S. Postal Service?
10. Shaq in high school—somehow scarier than he is now.