1. “I want us to live up to her expectations. I want our democracy to be as good as she imagined it. All of us—we should do everything we can to make sure this country lives up to our children’s expectations.”
2. Hockey fans give us hope for humanity.
3. Why do boys like sticks?
4. Danger, mouth-breathers. Danger!
5. Track your local sex offenders via GPS.
6. Find a dog, name a baby.
7. Utah is green jello. Minnesota is fried food on a stick.
8. This makes no sense. There can be only one Chuck Norris.
9. What were the bestsellers for your birth?
10. Minneapolis is the gayest city in America.
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