1. Men cry.
2. Men are all pedophiles.
3. Men never make mistakes.
4. Men: beware of angry women with fish.
5. Men’s equivalent of the sports bra (for your junk).
6. Men make man-made rain in the desert.
7. Man finds Reddit of the 1800s.
8. Superman has a secret.
9. Man is that guy, built so fly in a silk bow tie, don’t know why he’s built so fly but he is, no lie.
10. Man writes to Cleveland Browns, receives the most awesome reply ever committed to paper.