One of our favorite callers joined Wes and I Wednesday night as a guest. Who knew that Dick Booster was an author? He has two new books out. Somebody’s Daughter: A Guide To North American Strip Clubs. And, Homeless Guide To L.A. Homeless Guide is directed towards the actual homeless person. It’s an attempt to give them a better homeless experience by identifying key components of their homeless life. Dick has quotes such as:
Wes, what are you doing on this show if you can’t handle some rough material? How can you get on this show if you can’t even handle the title of my book?
What are you? Late for your meeting at the Crystal Cathedral?
Well first of all, I have a deep appreciation for these homeless freaks.
…And I thought, “Why don’t I write a homeless guide to L.A. that the homeless person would actually want to use.
I.e. You’re homeless. Where are you gonna go number one and where are you gonna go number two?
I’ve identified a wide variety of office buildings, public places and private homes that you can sneak in, do your thing and get back out.
The price of the book will be 200 aluminum cans.
Those are from the first three minutes and it gets way better from there. I implore you to please give it a listen as Wes The Sports Guy and I interview author, Dick Booster. This was so funny that I nearly crapped my pants on air. Seriously. For real. Click on the picture to listen to the audio.