1.Wikileaks’ Julian Assange arrested for sex offenses.
2. People actually do this?
3. My wallet’s tight too, dude. No wait, it’s literally shrinking.
4. Facebook, the vigilante.
5. In case you want your ears to die …
6. If you didn’t want to go on our honeymoon, you should have just said so.
7. Homeland Security and Wal-Mart are teaming up. Gird your loins.
8. Martian sand is weird looking.
9. Don’t wear these. Please.
10. Aged 75 to 95 but still into 69. You heard me.